Thursday, June 04, 2009

Oh the Inebrity!

While the temporarily traveling unit, hereafter to never again be referred to as the TTU, was not dropped in transit, I must admit that the return trip had me pining for a mild dose of Dramamine. Two brief respites were made at a combination of both my relief and expense. I will spare you the details and let the photographs perform the majority of the dictation:

I can only surmise that this was an effort to epitomize triumph—over what, I do not know.. perhaps the relative inoccupancy of independent phallically branded purveyor of ultratransient living quarters versus that of a major hotel franchise? The fellow providing the elevation is the aforementioned friend from my previous musings.

Ah! How dare I forget to mention the other ‘new friend!‘ Perhaps the ethanol had clouded my memory, but our acquaintance was brief but nevertheless fruitful, and my handler and I shared the above moment of tenderness with her. If only we’d had additional reserves of the currency of time to spend together. I also must note that, while my handler may have his arm confidently wrapped around the belle’s shoulder, I am clearly the nearest to that region to which only those with whom a certain unspoken communication can be truly entrusted.

Thinking back upon this moment nearly gleans a tear from my lone visible eye.

Following another tumultuous transit, I was returned to rest, nestled in the ‘dry heat’ of a ‘Republic’ that I was beginning to know and love.

Posted by Pooptoad on 06/04 at 11:08 PM
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