Monday, March 22, 2010

Heard a good one the other day.

A toad walks out of the airport in Rzesz├│w and picks up his rental car.

And then he realizes he’s painted onto a goddamned canvas and can’t possibly steer the thing. And also, his suitcase is filled with himself and not money. A downgrade is in order.

That’s more like it. It’s at this point that I curse my owner, who only managed to take pictures of me indoors or in the snowy evenings of this fine nation. Case in point:

I had a feeling you guys expected more from my first international journey. Sigh.. What a moron.

Posted by Pooptoad on 03/22 at 08:10 PM
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