I must apologize to those with bated breath, but I have had what may be described by some of you modern folk as an epic journey. For now I must spare you the details but, rest assured, they will soon come to light.
For now, I leave you with the most mild understatement ever written upon a satchel that I have had the pleasure of carrying upon one of your aeronautically engineered marvels:
I am your biggest fan in the world.I love and like you sooloooooooooooooooooooooooo much.I think Meesi is not best in the world.You are best in the world.Your are number1 in world.For this reason you played the most enpensive club Real Madrid.You are most rich footballer in world.And I know you have a son.I think he is the best person of your life.You have a own style of play.For this reason I like your play soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.All the best for you and your girl friend.Also All the best for your son.
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